Chick Says She Has "Federism" Fetish - A Fetish That Revolves Around Fat, Overeating, and Weight Gain
Not the chick – but this picture was too good to pass up. Where is that hand?
TheFrisky – When I first began to put together the puzzle of my sexuality, the revelation that I had a rare fetish touched off a cascade of feelings. It began with relief, as I had finally figured out why penis-in-vagina sex had never worked for me. Later there was fear, as I wondered whether my desires were even safe to carry out in real life. But after a few months, everything had settled into a baseline of pure frustration. It turns out that I’m into feederism—a fetish that revolves around fat, overeating, and weight gain. Four years of high-school sex-ed left me woefully unprepared for the reality of having unusual sexual needs, and in the beginning, I was almost entirely alone while trying to figure out such basic things as how to find the porn or how exactly to go about realizing my fantasies. For many years, I didn’t even know what keywords to type into Google in order to find the kind of porn I dreamed about (“fat,” unsurprisingly, tends to lead more to diet tips than videos of good-looking men joyfully eating entire cakes). When my girlfriends got together to compare notes on their sex lives, what was normal to them was no help to me at all. Even when I finally discovered a group of people that I was comfortable talking about my fetish with, I was still the only person in a group of 30 that had these particular needs.
Well, good news for me and any of the other Stoolies out there who have just given up. There’s hope for us yet! Because there’s wacky bitches out there like this chick who get wet for fat slobs. I mean if you wanna read up on some weirdo shit, read the rest of her article. She goes on to write like 10,000 word about how if you have a niche fetish for which no porn exists yet, just start making your own. She talks about building like a whole community of Feederism maniacs. Which sounds fucking great to me. You guys get to work creating a world where fat out of shape people get to still fuck, and I’ll join in you in like 6 months when I’m officially morbidly obese. It will be a like a retirement community for me or something. Once I’m officially big enough, I can retire from the Skinny World. Just embrace Fat Life and all that it has to offer. I would fucking dominate Fat Life. Get some kinky Feederism broads to feed me donuts and wash my down with a hose and a mop. Basically just become Jabba The Hutt. King of the Fats.
In the land of the Skinny, the Fat Slob finishes last. But in the land of fat ass Feederism, the Fat Slob is king.